Telling Tales

Elspeth was just telling me a story, and it was quite hilarious, so I’m going to try to transcribe it as best I can.


A big tall tree, and there was a giant cat up there. And she said, ‘Oh, hmm.’ And walked in the forest. Meow meow meow. She ate cat food. And laughed and laughed and laughed, and said, ‘Good morning, I just wanted to eat the peas all up.’ She almost goes home. The elephant talked to the cat, and it turned into another elephant. Two elephants. The elephants were going to there. They talked to the cat. And they said, ‘Oh, this is lovely. I brought you a present. It’s a cat!’ There was nothing in there. And she said, ‘Oh my goodness, what I found!’ She was looking for peas. Cat was. And she saw a lion came over. And the lion said to the cat, ‘I got a present, there’s something in there.’ And I said, ‘Oh my goodness. Did you?’ All the animals, all the animals! They have to see, they’re very good friends. Ok, what were you laughing at? And I said, ‘Oh my goodness, what did I say?’


She is still going, but it’s getting convoluted! Something about being at a beach and getting hungry…

2 thoughts on “Telling Tales

  1. Awanthi Vardaraj says:

    This is the most awesome thing I have read all day. Thank you, Elspeth.

  2. toushka lee says:

    oh wow! that is spinny.

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